On Flying the Rainbow (or Not)

I shared a room for two nights with a gay friend - at that time I didnt know his sexual preference. Maybe if did, I would be a little bit more hesitant to ask him for a space to stay in. Or maybe, if I knew, I wouldnt even think about it. But I did stay in for a couple of nights in a room with a bunk bed. I was travelling across the strait at that time and because I was still a student, I thought staying in with a friend would save me a handful amount of cash. We’re childhood friends and we used to talk a lot about girls in the way that adolescent boys do. I was looking for a free accomodation and the least thing that i could think of was now he’s turned.

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Putting The Nature Of Foreign Football Fandom Into Perspective

When you take everything into account, it would not look unreasonable to see two groups of countrymen clash against each other in the name of foreign identity. They stripped themselves of their primary identity (in this case, nationality) and donned club identity in which they see other who dont share the same colour as enemy. To ridicule their preference of identifying themselves with something foreign as a mean to battle each other is not a strong argument because when you think about it, the idea of fellow countrymen battling each other in the name of local clubs is just as ridiculous. Then again, football doesnt use common logic. It has its own.

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Mengukur Integritas Dendeng Batokok

Sebagai seorang analis dendeng batokok profesional, sudah menjadi kegiatan sehari-sehari bagiku untuk mengecek level kelunakan sepotong daging. Dendeng batokok yang tergolong karya adiluhung adalah dendeng batokok yang masih memberi perlawanan saat dikunyah, namun resistensinya tak terlalu liat yang membuatnya masih bisa lumat oleh gigi. Kadar kebasahannya juga unsur yang penting untuk diperhatikan karena jika kurang basah, maka pelanggan akan komplain dan mengatakan bahwa mereka tidak memesan dendeng kering yang kerontang seperti musim kemarau.

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Gadis yang Menunggu di Terminal Keberangkatan

Isa menghitung, sore itu adalah kali kelima dalam sebulan ia melihat gadis itu duduk seorang diri di pojok kedai kopi di terminal keberangkatan bandara. Selalu ada laptop yang terletak di hadapannya, meski hanya sesekali gadis itu menatap ke layarnya. Sang gadis lebih sering membaca buku atau mengecek ponselnya dibanding memaku perhatiannya ke laptop. Ada helm sepeda tercantol di ranselnya dan hanya sekali Isa melihat gadis tersebut tak mengenakan sneakers. Ia selalu sendiri tanpa ada seorang pun menemani. Ia pun tak pernah nampak sedang menunggu kehadiran orang lain. Ia terlihat nyaman dengan kesendiriannya seperti pohon kelapa di pinggir pantai yang tak pernah mengeluh dalam menantang angin.

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Supreme Mediocrity and I Like Hoka-Hoka Bento

Some things were meant to be mediocre but their actual qualities skipped our eyes because we already built a construction of those things and put them higher than they’re supposed to be. Not until it became frequent that we managed to reveal their true values.

My concept of supreme mediocrity is based on my tendency to treat some things higher than they’re supposed. No matter how sub-standard and mediocre it is, i keep on coming back because mediocrity is synonymous with routine and sometimes your brain works on autopilot.

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On Satire and Charlie Hebdo

This debate on whether the Charlie Hebdo cartoonists had it coming sparks the old questions of the boundaries of comedy and satire. Is there a limit to the art of satire? Is there any topic that the satirical artists should keep away from? If there’s a boundary and the satirist goes through it anyway, would the repercussions be justified?

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Ardi Shevchenko: Remembering The First Few Friends I Made

They’re the first friends i made in this plural and diverse world. Yes, i had some other friends, but they’re not like them. I was raised in a homogeneous environment. I went to Christian school. I grew up not knowing how it feels to socialise with people from different surroundings. They’re the first people to tell me to wait because they had to go to the mosque for afternoon prayer. They’re the embodiment of the PPKn exams that i had been taking since first grade.

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Don't Take Calls from Old Friends, They Could Be MLM Agents

That’s one of the biggest bummers that could’ve happened to your social life. Finding out that your old mates are now running MLMs is similar to finding out that your extremely religious mates in high school are now party animals who have switched preferences from holy water to Chiroc. You would want to tap their shoulders and ask what has gone wrong in their life?

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A Visit to JKT48 Theatre

I would rather experience something myself before passing judgment on anything. I don’t believe what people say until I get firsthand experience. I’ve listened to Justin Bieber’s albums and skimmed through “Fifty Shades of Grey,” so I know that both items are pulp at best. I wouldn’t say they’re rubbish — because taste is a personal matter — but if somebody handed them over to me, I’d give them a facial expression that screams “Are you kidding me?”

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